'Blinking Flamingos' is...
…simply the musings of a middle-aged bloke living in the East Algarve; a bloke who has no idea what he’s doing. I write about my experiences, as well as the activities and places that I’ve enjoyed. If you aim to move here, or just want to spend some time in a lovely part of the world, hopefully my books will give you some idea of what to expect.
Life here isn’t always straightforward, in fact it can be downright frustrating, but it’s always interesting, and the weather/food/beaches are stunning.
And them ‘Blinking Flamingos’? They’re what I see from my roof terrace.
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Getting wet in Faro…
I think I’ve mentioned it already: it’s been wet recently – VERY wet. Much of the country is flooded, especially up north. We’ve had thirteen storms…

If you’re easily offended, please ignore this one…
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Silk boxer shorts and nipple tassels…
Tonight, I wandered out on my tod. As I might have mentioned before, I love hitting a local bar, grabbing a beer and writing. So tonight? Well, tonight I’d…

The nice lady at Ambiolhão…
Yesterday, I was looking through my email, all one hundred and twenty-eight of them. Yes, I’m not very good at keeping up-to-date with email. To be honest…

Where’s Nurse Ratched?
Well, here I am back in the UK, and bloody loving it. Note the sarcasm… I arrived on Thursday, only to find the sort of downpour that you might expect in…

You never know what you’ll come across…
I’m sitting in ‘Shack Two’ writing, and the argument starts. The American, says: ‘Tomorrow, it’s 100% chance of raining. It’s going to be wet.’ Paulo the…