'Blinking Flamingos' is...
…simply the musings of a middle-aged bloke living in the East Algarve; a bloke who has no idea what he’s doing. I write about my experiences, as well as the activities and places that I’ve enjoyed. If you aim to move here, or just want to spend some time in a lovely part of the world, hopefully my books will give you some idea of what to expect.
Life here isn’t always straightforward, in fact it can be downright frustrating, but it’s always interesting, and the weather/food/beaches are stunning.
And them ‘Blinking Flamingos’? They’re what I see from my roof terrace.
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Well, whose bloody idea was that then?
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You never know what you’ll come across…
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What makes a good Christmas?
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The Good, the Bad and the Sad (ugly?)…
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The price of beer…
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The nice lady at Ambiolhão…
Yesterday, I was looking through my email, all one hundred and twenty-eight of them. Yes, I’m not very good at keeping up-to-date with email. To be honest…