Some Twaddle...
I saw a duck upon the pond...
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I saw a duck upon the pond
I saw a duck upon the pond / ducking upside down / I hope that he can hold his breath / If not, he may well drown!
Old Mr Ryan
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Old Mr Ryan
Old Mr Ryan / Loved walking his Lion /
Loved walking it out on the street… / Then one day the Lion / It ate Mr Ryan / Who’d given it nothing to eat!
Hectic Henry – the lad who grew up
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Hectic Henry – the lad who grew up
Young Henry was hectic, just never stopped moving / (His parents – God bless them! – were none too approving) /
He’d wave both his arms and rotate both his eyes / Then wiggle his ears, and then wobble his thighs!
The Demise of Tim the Slug
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The Demise of Tim the Slug
Back in the world of the Big Nerd Bird / Where the sky is a lemony blue / The Big Nerd Bird said: “You’re absurd!” / To a bothersome pink Cockatoo / The two of them, with the Tick Tock Hen / Then flew up to “Rippling Drop” / They reached the peak, in under a week / And landed together with a “Plop!”
My robot’s started smoking
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My robot’s started smoking
My robot’s started smoking: / It’s coming from his ears! / A malady that every single / Healthy robot fears! / He should have changed his oil last week / But sadly he forgot / His processor is heating up! /
His motherboard’s too hot!
My monster’s none too happy
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My monster’s none too happy
My monster’s none too happy / He’s looking rather glum / I’ve told him he can’t play outside / (He says he’ll tell his Mum!) / I try to make him understand / I try to make him see / It’s strange to run and tell his Mum / When he’s aged ninety-three...
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